Unleashing the Spring Wildness in Ontonagon: Bigfoot's Guide to Waterfall Adventure, Mushroom Hunts, and Spring Shenanigans

I’ve been hiding here since the last ice age, and spring is when I finally stretch my legs and my appetite. While most of you hibernate through winter, I’m counting down the days until the first thaw because that’s when the real fun begins in the untamed UP wilderness.

Welcome to spring in Ontonagon, where adventure doesn’t just knock; it bursts through the door with a backwoods howl. Here, spring is an invitation to dive into the heart of exciting escapades. Whether you’re chasing waterfalls, foraging for mushrooms, or just creating a bit of mischief, there’s plenty of wild to go around.

Tracking Waterfalls (And Maybe My Cousins)

Spring means it’s waterfall season, as every creek and cliffside in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula becomes a spectacle of nature's power. Don’t miss Bond Falls and Agate Falls. Bond Falls alone has an impressive 50-foot drop, and its surrounding trails offer both easy walks and challenging hikes.

Be ready with your camera because these cascading wonders are truly stunning. The sound of roaring water, combined with vibrant green foliage, makes you forget all about your daily grind.

Agate Falls in full spring bloom

As you wander near the misty waters, keep an eye out for giant footprints. It’s probably just your imagination—or me, sneaking around in my own backyard. If you’re eager to learn more about these cascading beauties, grab a copy of the Michigan Waterfall Guide to find your way. The thrill of discovering new waterfalls is matched only by the enchanting views they offer. Several falls are just a short hike from your car, making them accessible to everyone. The “Waterfall Tour” in the Ontonagon area is especially popular, featuring over 15 waterfalls in a scenic loop.

Mushroom Foraging: Don’t Eat the Funny Ones

If you enjoy a good fungus hunt, the Porcupine Mountains are a treasure trove of edible delights this time of year. Morels and ramps are in abundance, especially around the damp, wooded areas. With morels selling for around $20 per pound in some markets, finding your own can be a rewarding endeavor.

Make sure to do your research or join a guided foraging tour to ensure you’re picking the safe mushrooms. I’m a fungi to hang with—get it? Just follow the Michigan DNR foraging rules because picking the wrong mushroom can lead to unwanted surprises.

The excitement is unmatched when you return home with a basket full of delicious treats to share with family and friends. Imagine the joy of crafting a savory dish featuring fresh morels sautéed in butter and garlic—one of spring's simple pleasures!

And don’t forget, some mushrooms are edible, while others can send you straight to the hospital. Familiarize yourself with the characteristics of each variety to avoid confusing a tasty morel with a toxic toadstool.

Bigfoot-Approved Spring Shenanigans

Who says cold weather should stop the fun? Spring in Ontonagon means kayaking along the icy Ontonagon River and trekking through muddy trails begging to be explored. Grab your paddles, and let the river carry you on an exhilarating ride!

Don’t let the lingering chill fool you—adventure awaits! The river is teeming with wildlife. You might spot a moose drinking by the water or playful otters splashing around. Even I, your friendly neighborhood Bigfoot, enjoy the water when it's warm enough.

On land, the muddy trails can lead to hidden gems, like numerous lakes and quaint picnic spots that are perfect for a scrumptious midday feast.

Ontonagon River flowing through lush landscapes

There’s nothing quite like springtime in the UP; fresh growth, flowing water, and the sounds of wildlife fill the air. Then there are the iconic sunsets—those breathtaking hues painting the sky make every outdoor adventure feel even more magical.

The Legends of Ontonagon: Where Mischief Meets Nature

As you frolic through the wilderness, remember that Ontonagon's charm extends beyond its natural beauty. Folklore abounds, with locals sharing tales of sightings and strange noises echoing through the evening. Usually, these stories are accompanied by hearty laughs.

It’s all part of the experience! When you gather around the campfire for late-night stories, don’t be surprised if the legend of Bigfoot comes up more than once. With so much wilderness at your feet, who wouldn’t imagine the possibility of running into my elusive cousins?

While enjoying your springtime adventures, embrace the stories of the land. Each bend in the river or rustle in the trees may hold secrets that stretch back to the ice age!

Tips for Experiencing Spring in Ontonagon

If you're planning to explore this magical time in Ontonagon, here are a few tips to ensure your journey is enjoyable and successful:

• Dress in Layers: Spring weather can be unpredictable in the UP. Dressing in layers helps you adapt to the day’s temperature swings.

  
  

• Stay Hydrated: Carry plenty of water, especially during hiking or kayaking. Keeping well-hydrated enhances your outdoor experience.

  
  

• Respect the Environment: Always follow the Leave No Trace principles. Protect wildlife and their habitats, leaving nature as you found it.

  
  

• Capture the Moment: Whether you’re hiking to a hidden waterfall or foraging for mushrooms, bring a camera or smartphone. You’ll want to preserve those memorable moments!

  
  

• Travel with Friends: Adventures are more fun with company. Exploring with friends adds to the excitement and safety of your journey.

  
  

Spring Awaits

As the snow melts away, spring in Ontonagon unveils lush greenery, flowing waterfalls, and bountiful edible treasures. It’s a time for exploration, where every rustling leaf and gushing stream whispers tales of ancient spirits.

So, pack your bags, lace up your hiking boots, and prepare to experience the wildness of spring from a Bigfoot’s perspective. Whether you’re enjoying the soothing sounds of waterfalls, foraging for edible mushrooms, or engaging in playful mischief, Ontonagon will awaken your adventurous spirit.

From me to you, happy spring adventures in the heart of the Upper Peninsula! May your journey be filled with laughter, unexpected discoveries, and, of course, a sprinkle of delightful mischief!